A Conversation on a Thursday, with Beer
If you’re going to steal the comic of your dreams, you need to do it right.
You need to know exactly how they lock it up, what they’ve got for alarms or cameras, even what kind of shirts they wear. That’s important and everything’s on the Internet so there’s no excuse not to find out. While you’re at it, might as well learn how to pick a lock, too. You’ve no idea how handy that is.
Oh, and bring the right food—that’s one too many people get wrong. Granola bars are good, but no Pop Tarts. And never—I repeat, never—take your eyes off the girl with the red pants. But from where I’m sitting, that should be pretty obvious.
Having some beer while you’re planning helps, too, I’ve got to say. Because beer makes everything possible, including making you think I know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get another round.
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